WHO YOU ARE
YOU ARE MY SON
AND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT
Time to grt off tumblr
Anna Faris and Chris Pratt pose in the press room during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival (20 September, 2014)
YOU wanna gO PUNK? YOU WANNA GO? TO the pARK ??? so we can hold hands and make oUt? Because you’re really cute
Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!
this is kind of genius
WHOANIGHT VALE APPLES
Pancake with all the colors of the wind.
i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit
I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.
44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
What can I get for you?
4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds
We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition