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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in


Posted: 6 hours ago With: 157 notes + reblog via source /


bowiezowie:

My life

Tagged as:#anna kendrick #me 


laina:

in reference to this post let me clarify some stuff because people have been on my ass nonstop about it

we had a good hour-long discussion about different parts of feminism and stuff, obviously I condensed the conversation… he was genuinely curious and he was asking questions and talking thru it!!!! it was a positive forward-moving conversation

UNRELATED TO THAT we ended up hooking up a couple days later and I thought it was funny because that’s how I met him, because we were both in the common room watching the show

he’s a really nice kid and he’s cute and he wasn’t trying to “play” me and we aren’t dating and if you think I did him as some sort of “reward” please reconsider because that’s wrong

okay? okay! thank you! hope that clarified some !!!

laina:

in reference to this post let me clarify some stuff because people have been on my ass nonstop about it

we had a good hour-long discussion about different parts of feminism and stuff, obviously I condensed the conversation… he was genuinely curious and he was asking questions and talking thru it!!!! it was a positive forward-moving conversation

UNRELATED TO THAT we ended up hooking up a couple days later and I thought it was funny because that’s how I met him, because we were both in the common room watching the show

he’s a really nice kid and he’s cute and he wasn’t trying to “play” me and we aren’t dating and if you think I did him as some sort of “reward” please reconsider because that’s wrong

okay? okay! thank you! hope that clarified some !!!

Posted: 6 hours ago With: 2947 notes + reblog via source /


feyzakadraj:


ölmeden önce buraya gitmem lazımmmm

Aynenn

feyzakadraj:

ölmeden önce buraya gitmem lazımmmm

Aynenn



radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.



rochellek1994:

smileprettybaby:

missmirandaaraee:

omg

The rot just looks at the pit like “you gunna say me right?”
And then looks so happy that the pit did.

This describes me and my best friend.

Tagged as:#toothbrush 


k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post



Tagged as:#me 


esexist:

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

Tagged as:#same 



wait i can explain

wait i can explain





realmonstrosities:

Worm Salamanders have no lungs and breathe right through their skin instead. Thus, their ridiculous length enables them to amass a huge surface area to breathe through.

The longest one is a good 10 inches long, but it still has the cutest little itty-bitty legs!

Posted: 6 hours ago With: 1350 notes + reblog via source /


supitskari:

sandandglass:

Source

"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"



ben-c:

beautiful-kisses13:

ben-c:

"reblog if you’re not homophobic, keep scrolling if you are" is just tumblr’s equally irritating and pointless version of "share if u love god, ignore for satan"

But I love Satan!

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